Job cuts and layoffs in the credentialed media have been a persistent problem for a couple of decades now, especially in the print medium. Vanity Fair has been among those reporting layoffs at The Washington Post as well as other places, the magazine has seen its share of layoffs, and the people working there have to know just how precious jobs like theirs are right now. So, when an ‘unidentified staffer’ says, âIf I have to work bagging groceries at Trader Joeâs, Iâll do it. If [Editorial Director Mark Guiducci] puts Melania on the cover, half of the editorial staff will walk out, I guarantee it,â it sure sounds like the emptiest of threats to me!
Vanity Fair employees lash out over proposed Melania Trump cover: âI will walk out the motherfâking doorâ
By Emily Crane | Tuesday, August 26, 2025 | 7:43 AM EDT
Vanity Fairâs new boss reportedly wants first lady Melania Trump to grace the glossy magazineâs coveted cover â leaving disgruntled woke staff threatening to âwalk out the motherfâking doorâ if it goes ahead.
The fashion magâs global editorial director, Mark Guiducci, has floated the possibility of putting President Trumpâs wife on the cover of the Conde Nast-owned publication as he tries to make his mark in his newly minted role, Semafor reported.
But the mere thought of having the former model as a cover girl sparked fierce backlash from raging lefty staffers.
âI will walk out the motherfâking door, and half my staff will follow me,â one sensitive editor fumed to the Daily Mail.
âWe are not going to normalize this despot and his wife; weâre just not going to do it. Weâre going to stand for whatâs right,â the unidentified staffer whined.
âIf I have to work bagging groceries at Trader Joeâs, Iâll do it. If [Guiducci] puts Melania on the cover, half of the editorial staff will walk out, I guarantee it.â
It sounds to me as though Mr Guiducci’s job just became easier: he won’t have to decide on more layoffs if a bunch of #TrumpDerangementSyndrome afflicted staffers walk out the door!
But, alas! the chances that many, or even any, of the staffers would carry through with such a threat are pretty small. Perhaps the ‘unidentified staffer’s’ guarantee isn’t all that solid?
We previously noted how The Philadelphia Inquirer’s Will Bunch got his thong panties in a twist over Ivanka Trump Kushner visiting the Philadelphia Eagles Nova Care practice facility with her son and his flag football team. Mrs Kushner is not part of President Trump’s present Administration, the article he referenced had nothing to do with politics, yet the columnist was appalled anyway.
Trump Derangement Syndrome is a real thing these days.





